Blog Entries Gone Wild!

Yes. Thats right this is the blog version of the Oh So Famous video series "Girls Gone Wild!" Hence the clever title above. So thats what you have to look forward to. A blog entry filled with Hilarity, comical drunkardness and the occasional bear breast. You got it, Bear Breasts!! Ok there really won't be any Bear Breasts, I spent hours trying to get the damn bears drunk but boy can they hold their liquor.

On to the hilarity.

On my quest to maintain a fairly interesting blog I am running into a major roadblock. It turns out that I don't really have anything to say, at least anything all that interesting. It is getting to the point where I have to make things up. Synonymously, known as lying! For instance, I never really tried to get any bears drunk. I got to the zoo and chickened out. I threw a can of beer into the cage but they growled, I got scared and ran away screaming like a schoolgirl. So I made my way over to the Atrium where there is now a peacock that has one hell of a hangover.

So do you see my point? I would like to write a long post about my political views and my thoughts on the war on terrorism. But there is enough of that out there so what do I do? I write a post about my rodent problems. Unfortunately, ever since we decided to actually clean our house the vermin are taking a much more civil approach to co-existing with us. Leaving me with not much to say.

I am sure our rodent problems will kick up soon but until then check out this link - Exploding Dog - it has these pictures this guy named Sam Brown does. I think they are cool.